Creative Captions: Daddy Knows Best

Can you come up with a funny and creative caption to describe this image? Editor's Caption: May I please just stay on the phone for five more minutes, Dad? Pretty please with a cherry on top? And whipped cream? And chocolate sauce? And.... Please?

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Dad:"O.K, 5 minuits is over tell your friends good bye and turn off the phone!" Girl:"Oh yeah,The last Hannah Montana episode was amazing although it's sad that it was the last of Jake!"
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Dad: Get off of the phone! It has been 6 hours already! we just bought you the phone yesterday and you are breaking the phone bill! Girl: Sowwy Daddy... I won't do it again! Bye, chelsea. Dad: good job! girl: bye, dad! Dad: bye. Girl *gets on cell phone and calls chelc. alright. got him good!

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dad let me talk on the phone for 5 minutes no come eat dinner ,NO what did u say,i said no go away ,u are grounded missy , ok
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Girl: Dad I know I can't talk right now but just a little longer. I know that look. That look means you're going to say no. Just PLEASE!
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Dad: Are you talking to that boy again???? Girl: Nooooooooooooo............ Alright fine I am. Dad: Give me your phone. Girl: NOOOOO
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But DAD!! just one more minute?!? PLEASE!

girl: (talking on the phone) I know right! sometimes Dads can just be a big pain in the.....Oh Hi Dad!
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haha,Anne5 you got a good sense of humor,your jokes are the best!
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thanks! ☺
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if hahahahahahahahahahahaha was a word it would probably be used by your friends to describe you. so hahahahahahahahahahahaha to you Anne5!
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thank you so much! that is so nice of you! :D
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i agree with DGGirlForever14!!!! u rock!! lol :)
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Thank you!!! :D :D
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you're so nice! :D
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tht joke is SOOOOOOO funny!!!!! ik i dont know u and u dont know me but tht joke was funny!!!
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Girl: I know and she was like, " He was so hot..." Daddy: "Marcie!!" Girl: "Uh Haley I got to go..." Girl: Uh hi daddy...
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Girl's Friend: OMG did you hear Janet likes Jimmy? Girl: No Way? Who told? ... Girl: Uh, dad, Do you MIND? Dad: No you can stay. LOL
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Well...um...you didn't exactly say how LONG I was grounded from the phone so...(innocent smile) OH never mind. I'm SO busted.
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Girl: I know don't you think Parker looked so hot today... ooohhh HI DAD!! Dad: Aww, my little girl's growing up! Girl: Dad, they can hear you! Dad: I know. P.S.My dad would probably do the same thing!
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Sorry, Bo! Got to go! DOS
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This picture looks like this: Please can i stay on the phone? this is so good. just for 2 more minutes? please with a cherry on top with gummy worms and... whatever just pleassssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
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Girl: Hi mom guess what dad did?!? Dad: don't you dare! I am ashamed
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get off the phone.but dad im talking to my bff she has som awesome secrets to tell me.get off the phone.but dad.no buts get off the phone.ok hey lakia yeah my dad told me to get off the phone.other end:what your dad is so lame.other girl:i know right.ok bye call you latea.ok bye.ok come on hun.,ok dad.(walking away)dad when we get home i want you to do ur homework ok.ok dad right after i finish talking to kayla.dad:no right after you do ur homework u can chic talk ok.ok dad.ok come on
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Dad: No!!! I'm not getting any younger, Sweetheart! And...and...my hair is turning gray! You've been on that darn phone for years! Girl: Dad...I've been talking to Tracy for ten minutes. Dad: Well...My hair is gray! Girl: Dad, your just old! Dad: That's it young lady! Your...GROUNDED! Now, I have to go buy some hair coloring! Girl: Oh, but Dad!!! I didn't mean... Tracy on phone: Ooh...You sure blew it, Donna!
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girl on the phone.....um do you mind you said i could be on the phone until the plane got here......the dad.........well i dint say you could talk about your gym teacher............girl on the phone..........Daaaaaaaaaaaaad gota let you go my dad is the worst....... dad you mean:(
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Are you going 2 the party!?!? Oh your dad grounded YOU aret dads sooo mean.Oh hi dad i mean awesome
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Don't worry. If I win backstage passes you can totally come!
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dad: Honey, I told you to walk the DOG around the block, not the phone! (sighs) girl:(talking to friend on phone) Sometimes my dad tells me to walk my dog arounf the block! Can you believe that?!
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man: you going to be late for the flight if you keep taling on the phone girl: (talking on phone to friend) omg liza fuddy duddy daddy just said i was going to be late! were two hours early! he loves to be early, but he is bad at keeping track of time
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Dad: Honey, what did I tell you about having your phone taken away for a month? Girl: *Talks to person* Hold on. *turns* Well, maybe I forgot. Dad: No flibber flabbing. Upstairs to your room. NOW! Girl: Dont sass me, Dad!
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dad:sweety will you please get off the phone! girl:omg! my dad is soooooooooo up tight ! girls friend :i know tell me about it
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Girl: "And Jace asked me out! I know! It's crazy!" Dad: "Haley..." Girl: "And then he said I was cute and funny..." Dad: "HALEY..." Girl: "So now were going out!! It's awesome!" Dad: "HALEY!!!!" Girl: "One sec Malloree. Dad! You don't have to yell..."
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''Dad, if you tell me to get off of the phone one more time, I'll show all of my friends your Superman underwear.''
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OMG! LOL
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girl:turns around dad:smiles and says didn't I tell you you're on restriction.girl:yes,you did but see I'm on the phone with with ummmm my my tutor you see I am having problems with ummmm math.dad:of course you are and what is your tutors name.girl:probally should have thought this through.dad:give me the phone
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Girl to friend: got to go quick... my dad is here!!!!:s
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Girl: I know! I just love to listen to Selena ALL the time! Hold on... There's this weird guy coming up to me! Oh, hi dad!(innocently smiles)
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woah!
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Girl (I'm gonna call her Jamie): And I was like "Oh no you didn't," and she was like "Oh yes I did!" And I was like "Oh. No. You. DIDN'T." And she was like "Oh. Yes. I. Did." Dad: This is getting boring. Jamie: And I was like "OH YES I DID YOU DADDY'S GIRL!!!!! Dad: Is that a bad thing? Jamie: ... Hi Dad!
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Dad: honey... Girl: What? I'm just talking to Jillfrom work!
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girl: come on dad just 5 more minutes. dad: no! ( dad tries to take phone from girl and "accidentally" presses speaker button) dad: okay fine 5 more minutes. girl: thanks now where were we oh yeah so what were we talkin about? girl on phone: how u like michael. girl: nellie! ur on speaker and my dad is right here! girl on phone: oh. g2g byee! dad: lets talk
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Daughter: Oh Joey your too sweet. DAD! Shhh! Gotta go Joey ttyl8ter! Dad: Who was that? Daughter: No one? Dad: YOUR GROUNDED FOR..... UM..... LIFE!!!! ):(
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Dad: Honey.... Girl: WHAT!!! Dad: u know what Girl: Fine....
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dad just let me stay on the phone please i am talkin to my boyfriend what u have a boyfriend yea ut oh
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Dad: What are you doing out here? You're supposed to be inside with me, helping me come up with ideas for television shows! Girl: Uh-oh. Dad: What are you doing? Who are you talking to? Girl: Dad, it's so boring inside! Can't I stay out here and talk to... Dad: To who? Girl(quietly): Derek. Dad: Get inside, or I'll call your mother!
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dad i have to talk on the phone
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girl:omg i mean hes just so cute,and just asked me out!!!!!!![calls him] hey alek um ya ill go out with you dad:um... i hope u aren't on the phone with him because your mom asked if you needed any more pads,tampons,or goodnites cause of how you get those ''acidents''with the pee and your bed,oh and since your on your period i guess i should get you some pads and tampons so you dont have another leak on your dora,my little pony,and princess bed sheets so ill get goodnites because of you wetting yourself my little baby alek:hey ya now i don't go out with girls who pee on themselfs or who have their period leaks on dora,my little pony,and princess bed sheets girl:i dont pee myse...hold on i gotta go clean the...ummm...pee???i just kinda had an acident so umm...hold on dad:how do you always pee yourself everyday???alek:[hangs up] THE NEXT DAY:Jinny:aww u still pee yourself!?!? popular girl:wow i guess along with the vending machine for the tampons and pads we need a diaper changing station[smirks,flips hair]girl:tssssss[pees herself nonstop]teacher:um could you stop peeing? girl:uhh its kinda hard i really am nervous[keeps peeing at full speed] dads suck
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"My dad keeps staring at me its so weird." "That's because your in trouble" "Oh I'm sor- wait ms. kalin was fierd?!?
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